The Magical Talking Hat's Podcast

This episode is all about Azuretalon. It's not our fault, blame the hat! He wasn't a guest, he was just... the constant topic of conversation. So, if you don't like ol' BlueClaw, then skip this one. But for all of those huge Azuretalon fans (I've seen the club roster), you'll wanna send away for the transcript of this episode, and frame it!

We're getting serious people! A call to political action, cool swords, and we solve the racism problem! And beer! No Mel Brooks, though.

We've got nothing in this episode. Well, exploitation cinema, Charlie Sheen *and* Mel Brooks, more social awkwardness, and toys that pee. But really, nothing. We've got nothing this time.

Welcome to our biggest episode ever! We've got spin-offs, merchandise, angry listeners, more questions than any episode prior to this... and I try and sell my cat!

We're all about the class and culture this week. Proper cups of tea, Shakespeare, British people. Oh, and Charlie Sheen. Classy, classy Charlie Sheen.

This week's episode focuses primarily on death, murder, world domination, and nuclear holocaust. But don't worry, we throw some porn in there too!

We're back! In one short hour (give or take), we double our total podcast output! Topics are mostly movies and books this time. And most of that is movies. You wanted more William, listeners? Well, you got it.

This is the first episode of The Magical Talking Hat. Topics include breaking the ice in elevators, Gold Rush Alaska, Tony Danza, and the internet as a basic life necessity.